I play in a hardcore band, but as soon as ska makes a comeback I’m done.

I use the tagline CHAOS CREATOR because my wife says I’m too loud when I play Mario Kart.

‘Buttons’ by the Pussycat Dolls still holds up very well today. If you’re at a bar and someone says it doesn’t, they’re lying.

I can eat 25 meatballs in one sitting without throwing up.

I don’t think Bath and Body Works changes their scents at all. I think they name them vague things and change the name depending on the season.

I don’t know how to play the guitar. I just hit the strings very fast and hope it looks cool.

I can’t remember my linkedin password. I also can’t be bothered to reset it.

Someone told me sunglasses cause cancer, and I think about it 3-4 times a week.

I’m 33 and still can’t beat Donkey Kong Country.